Wednesday, August 15, 2012

JOKE OF THE DAY :-)

For the Jokes of Day we have:

A maid wanted a salary raise,
Madam wanted 3 reasons why she wanted a
raise.

Maid: I can cook Better than you.

Madam: Who told you that?

Maid: Your husband told me.

Madam: OK, second reason?

Maid: I can iron better than you.

Madam: Who told you that?

Maid: Your husband told me.

Madam: OK, and the third reason?

Maid: I’m also better in bed than you. “This timeMadam was furious”

Madam: Did my husband say that?

Maid: Yes and the garden boy also told me I’m better than you are in bed.


Mike and John entered a chocol
ate shop. As they
were busy looking at John, Mike steals 3
chocolate bars.
After leaving the store Mike says to John, "man,
I'm the best thief ever, I stole 3 chocolates
and no one saw me, U can't beat that"
John replies, " you want to see
something better?
lets go back to the shop and I'll
show you real stealing"
So they went to
the counter and John says to the
shopkeeper,
"Do you want to see magic?
Shopkeeper replies, "yes!
John says,"Ok, give one
chocolate bar"
The shopkeeper gave
him one, and he eats it.
He asks for the 2nd
and he eats it as well.
He asks for the 3rd and finishes
that too.
The shopkeeper asks, "but where is the magic?
John replies, "Check in my friends pocket and you'll find them!!! Do have a lovely day :-)

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