Joke Extra: Part Three

 WORDS AND OPPOSITE

Teacher: today is word and opposite, firstly, what is the opposite of man?

Class: woman

Teacher: Good students. Mary whats is the opposite of front?

mary: back

it continued until it it came to Onoriode's turn,

Teacher: Onoriode, what is the opposite of
handicap?

Onoriode: ehm ehm, its Legicap.

the teacher fainted even the headmaster passing by the window fainted. Na who you blame? ask me wether handicap get opposite?

WAHALA INSIDE COMMERCIAL BUS>>>

Conductor: Wey ur money?
Passenger: I be staff!
Conductor: Which kind staff u be! You be Police! ... ... ...
Passenger: No!
Conductor: You be Soldier?
Passenger: No!
Conductor: You be Navy!
Passenger: No!
Conductor: You be Air Force?
Passenger: No!
Conductor: Then, wetin u be self! Abeg pay M¥ money jooor!
Passenger: I be Boko Haram!
People in Bus: WHAAAT?!!! Conductor U don Madt? Oga Boko, Sorry sir, abeg N̲̅o vex. We go pay For U Sir. God bless you.

Shouts from other passengers: Driver, ejooor! Next junshion dey o, Conductor: buh we never
reach una bus-stop na.

Passengers: drop us joooooor! Anywer na our bust stop now, keep the change! Oga driver abeg, we wan come down ooooo. Lol.....