Breaking: Justin Bieber Planning To Get Married Very Soon

Justin Bieber may seem like he's on the edge of a teenage boy breakdown right now after his dramatic breakup with Selena Gomez, Paps trouble, Speeding problems, smoking and drinking problems, but you he still believes in love.

He wants to find a wife and have some kids, guys! Or, in his very own words, he wants to "get married and start a family," and he wants to do it soon. He wants to be a young dad, and isn't that the scariest things you've heard all day? He needs a good 20 years, at least, to let his ego shrink back down to a respectable size. But no, that simply won't do, because Justin wants to be able to love a lucky lady for decades upon decades, just like his grandparents!

"My grandparents Bruce and Diane Dale [are my relationship role models. They love each other so much, after so many years! When I'm their age, I want to be as in love with my wife as my grandfather is with his."

We believe in you, Justin. Just work on that controlling all that "swag" and pull your dang pants up for once.